We aren't as good as we once were, but it's still occasionally fun to surprise the twenty-something with a one-armed cartwheel over his jiujitsu guard.
Granted, there's a painful ice bath later just so we can get out of bed, but it's worth it.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Don't Trade Hooks Mug
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It's a dangerous position. When you get hooked, you can hook. Meatheads will slug it out, but one on the button ends your night. It's a bad gamble. Always work out of that position.
• Ceramic • Dishwasher and microwave safe
Former Athlete T-shirt
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We aren't as good as we once were, but it's still occasionally fun to surprise the twenty-something with a one-armed cartwheel over his jiujitsu guard.
Granted, there's a painful ice bath later just so we can get out of bed, but it's worth it.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon) • Pre-shrunk fabric • 40 singles thread weight • Comfortable and durable • Contemporary fit • Lightweight
Be Nice T-Shirt
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One of the best feelings in the world is smiling at people who really don't like you. It makes them want to punch you in the face even more, which makes it funnier.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon) • Pre-shrunk fabric • 40 singles thread weight • Comfortable and durable • Contemporary fit • Lightweight
No One Cares T-Shirt
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No one cares about you. It sounds sad at first, but it's incredibly liberating. They have their own lives, their own relationship issues, their own money woes, their own problems. When you embrace that truth, you no longer have to live up to anyone's perceived ideas about how you should live your life.
Regret is a cruel mistress, and it's best to leave her before she ruins the great things you have going on in your life.
That was a solid metaphor.
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester • 100% polyester mesh back • Structured, mid-profile, six-panel cap
Becomes The Way T-Shirt
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"What stands in the way, becomes the way."
Marcus Aurelius's quote has stood the test of time and led to phenomenal books like Ryan Holiday's, "The Obstacle is the Way." The premise is simple. When most people try to avoid obstacles, you should embrace them. Take them head on. Conquer them. In doing so, you quell your own fears, up-level your abilities, and forge your own path.
One of the best feelings in the world is smiling at people who really don't like you. It makes them want to punch you in the face even more, which makes it funnier.
• Ceramic • Dishwasher and microwave safe
Regret Sucks Hoodie
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Regret is a cruel mistress, and it's best to leave her before she ruins the great things you have going on in your life.
That was a solid metaphor.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Double-lined hood
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Former Athlete Snapback Hat
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We aren't as good as we once were, but it's still occasionally fun to surprise the twenty-something with a one-armed cartwheel over his jiujitsu guard.
Granted, there's a painful ice bath later just so we can get out of bed, but it's worth it.