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Former Athlete Snapback Hat
We aren't as good as we once were, but it's still occasionally fun to surprise the twenty-something with a one-armed cartwheel over his jiujitsu guard.
Granted, there's a painful ice bath later just so we can get out of bed, but it's worth it.
Regret Sucks Mesh Back Trucker Cap
Regret is a cruel mistress, and it's best to leave her before she ruins the great things you have going on in your life.
That was a solid metaphor.