Hats

Regret is a cruel mistress, and it's best to leave her before she ruins the great things you have going on in your life.

That was a solid metaphor.

We aren't as good as we once were, but it's still occasionally fun to surprise the twenty-something with a one-armed cartwheel over his jiujitsu guard.

Granted, there's a painful ice bath later just so we can get out of bed, but it's worth it.